Hurt Me Two Times...

As we all know by now, blatantly defying probability, Yankees skewed the normal bell curve to a whole new level by blowing a 3-0 lead in the ALCS early this morning. It's worse than the hare and the turtle. Catching the red-eye flight home to native Japan, Hideki Matsui finds himself sleeping outside in a cardboard Sony T.V. box on the steps of the Bank of Japan, pleading for intervention.