Affirmative Action is Going to Cost Me my Job... And I'm a Minority!

Oh wait, I'm Asian. Even though my parents came from a Third World Totalitarian country getting paid in food rations, somehow, Asians don't count when it comes to Affirmative Action, because we don't BITCH and MOAN enough, and aren't LAZY enough. Well, I'll start bitching and slacking then, if that's what it takes. If you hire Asians to work the subway system in NYC, there would be NO DELAYS. I guarantee it would cut DELAYS DOWN about 95%. And that would be worth the rate hike. Fucking raising prices for more incompetence again...