Alas, Even Our Turkeys Were Made in China...

November Trade Balance: -60 Billion... When you start seeing flourescent shit like this, you know you're down deep... No joke. We seriously imported our Thanksgiving dinners. Gotta love that Globalization... Seriously, your DeVry welding degree ain't gonna stand up to a billion little worker bees who are readily sated by a mere bowl of rice and a drop of soy sauce. We're on track for a projectile vomited -600 Billion Trade Deficit... I guess you can say, we got a little 'chink' in our armor... Heed Lockheed's Warning... in other news, [AAPL] released earnings, traded as high as 74 after hours... I'm literally dry vomiting and it hurts...