I'm a Sucker for False Promises...

We've decided, well, our Daughter(the Porcelain Doll), decided to embark on a solely PUBLIC school education. Down by the NYSE, they've had lovely banners up for Claremont Preparatory School, but she figured the annuity premiums were simply not worth the projected BioPsychoSocioEconomic Forecast 10 years later... 'Daddy, I want to be Top Ranked in an Average School, instead of being Average at a Top Ranked School! You end up better off! Look at you! You Stink! You're poor and miserable!' she cried out at dinner(Subway sandwiches). I almost choked on my 6" BMT. Truly enough, this has been the case since the mid 90's.