Willy Loman Dead at 89... Biff Still Unemployed and Bitterly Romantic...

As Globalization rears its ugly head, the timely death of Arthur Miller is more appropriate than a dradel at a bar mitvah. I came home to find Hay laying in her beanbag pillow contemplating my favorite play, mimicking coffin posture. She says I'm a hybrid putz between Willy and Biff, and that's why I don't get along with people like Happy. The fucking Lomans. May they rest in peace.