Hotdog Prices Volatile Approaching FOMC Meeting...

As front month crude oil approaches a daunting $58.00 per contract, and the U.S. current account deficit tallies in well below -600 billion, we brace for Tuesday's FOMC meeting when the senile dementia of an old jewish man with glasses continues to decelerate the phantom jobless growth at a 'measured' pace, nevermind...this is really about the volatility of the hotdog prices on W72nd and Broadway, which boasted the recession special after 2001c.e. when dogs were a mere .75 cents. These days, with the euro's rise of over 30 percent to the greenback, the foreigners who own the shop demand .95 cents one day, a dollar the next, and then back down to .90 per hotdog, basically giving a heads up to the greenback's fluctuations as of late.