Oh What I Missed in My Youth...

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Thereupon, click back on this window... Curious was confused as how to do the Hokey Pokey and the kids at P.S. 61.8 lightly chaffed him , so I tried to perform it myself but could not as my own childhood was grossly detached from the perennial childhood baby boomer offspring that learned playfulness that transcended all socio-economic-racial distinctions. After much hassling, Hay finally dropped her grudging intellectualism and performed the dance up to the left hand segment before succumbing to paralyzing self-consciousness as you can see, and she then withdrew bashfully to dissect Alan Greenspan's latest Humphrey Hawkins testimony...