White Collar to Blue Collar to Chain Collar...

That's it... I got the JOB!!!! I applied for the following position: Assistant Janitor
Prerequisites: Ability to distinguish and utilize the following vocabulary when needed: yes/no. As well as the ability to shake head left to right. Shaking head up and down occasionally desired.
1st Grade Literacy is desired but unnecessary.
I did it! I made the big time! I'm so lowly humble and hence, so fucking highminded. YEAH!! I cleaned somebody's piss and ejaculate off three toilets and picked up shit smeared toilet paper with my bare hands for $3.00 every two hours, because I'm righteous in my lofty poverty...