What Were You Born Yesterday?

So this office is filled with neophytes who know very little and simply haven't been around the block. They claim they have developed 'systems' for trading, but come to find out it's something so goddamn basic like convergence/divergence... I expected something much more... It's like going to the Yankees and saying, 'Let me show you this new pitch, it's called a 'curveball', I discovered it and invented it myself.' Or going to a dentist saying, 'There's this thing I use, it's called 'flouride.' Sheesh...