You're As Cold As Ice...

Well, I've been digging through some photos taken earlier in the year, and why the hell I was purchasing ice cream for Curious in sub zero degree weather while working a tragic overnight euromarket shift knocks me on my ass as to how fucking retarded this phantom economic recovery is. Tomorrow we expect 220,000 new phantom jobs and the unemployment rate to finally tick down to 5.4% Of course the only good market to trade this release is the bond market, but these days I simply can't wake up in time for 830am est, because I don't have any sleep to wake up from. I also got kicked out of my seat at Mcdonalds the other day, so 'Richard' could wipe down the table(yes, he's multi-tasking). Yes, Richard the top Fry Guy, has proven to be assertive and takes initiative. At Wendy's if you're that good, you get the sweet fucking title of 'Top Grill', along with a hat emblazoned with said powerful designation. In other news, Crude oil spikes back above 55 on a dipsy doodle call from Goldman Sachs for a 105 price target in a few years, (we continued to buy dips down at 50-52), well above inflation adjusted shocks of the late 70's. I'm assuming Goldman got long as fuck at 57, and needed to closeout a boatload of shit trades at a reasonable loss after the recent sell off, so they release a pipedream/nightmare call. Otherwise, it's time to short Goldman itself. It's these ridiculous 'panic' highfalutin analyst calls that end up shellshocking financial behemoths. Nortel (NT) is still unable to make a clean close above the 10 EMA, although the double bottom is still bid well across all exchanges...