Sumo Night and the new second most powerful man in the country...(not really)

Sumo Night at Madison Square Garden was a hit with the kids... proven by the fact that I had to sumo wrestle Curious with my right hand all night until he would fall asleep...
...in other news, Bernanke would be shitting bricks if he had to take the helm Five Years Ago, but it's smooth sailing now that the domestic economy has been clobbered during the tail end of Greenspan's reign... the market took the news well, but we'd much rather see four up days of 50 points on the Dow, instead of one 170 point day... too much too quick, puke your short position, but morever, close out your longs... net effect: clean the table again of hot tap water washed silverware because you can't afford detergent...