Outsiders would think I really had a daughter...

Verbatim conversation a few minutes ago...

Lock: I said, if it rains tomorrow, then yes, you can proctor my practice exam. But if it doesn't, then on Sunday morning you can proctor it. But not---

Hay: With one hour break between three hour sessions, and you can't be late, no more than a minute, or---

Lock: Hay! Enough! And I'm not sure if could study anymore tonight. I'm feeling way too fucking miserable.

Hay: (shocked silence) okai, okai... I'm gonna, umm, if it doesn't.... rain tomorrow... gonna go chalk drawing on the Hudson with Rebecca... stupid dad...