So Many To Replace Me... So Many To Be At Peace...

...there's quite the bustle in my hedgefund... and I'm alarmed now...

...FIRC division in shambles...

...dropped by another job expo...
...made a slight in with an aforementioned Swiss I-Bank... but not counting on it... I'd have greater probability getting struck by lightening right.... NOW!
...so NYPD asks if I want to take the exam for police officer... I say, "Shoot to kill, Hell yeah."
...then she says, civilian positions are on this phone number... she hands me a fucking pen.... A FUCKING PEN