This Evolution Stuff is a Fucking Up My Eyes...

Kramer(Seinfeld) lucked out due to the four syllable phrase, '50 Bullets'. And some scotch and good tunes, always settles my accounts, and makes me comfortable with death. A biker bar shouldn't be playing fucking Timberlake and some shit about 'Lumps'. They need to hire some older bartenders or something. A little Southern Cross, a little ACDC, and sure, I'll throw in some shitty monotone one chord Black Sabbath...