Economic Derivatives to Hedge Your Hellfire...

...going to the Nauremburg Bandshell in Central Park around 730-800 ish... going to bring a sangwich and corresponding salt and vinegar chips... and a squirt bottle of water... if it's very warm... I will pass out and die like an old man...
...So Goldman and Deutsche have the Economic Derivatives, basically vanilla options or digitized straight payout on shit like nonfarm payrolls, and industrial production... it's such a thin dutch auction style market... you could really take advantage of... oh wait a minute... nevermind.