Filler Post 98: A Gentle Touch

Bizarre... I went to Burger King for lunch to spend exactly $2.19, and there was this old homeless black guy that the employees were trying to throw out, and he kept meandering around... and then he goes behind me, and strokes my shoulder... And the fry girl was like, 'Dat crazy n------ jus' stroked that Chinese guy's shoulder like diss'... and she demonstrated to another cashier... and they started laughing, and then I walked over to wait for my jr. whopper, and they were all yelling at the old guy, and he walks around again, and hides behind me, gently touches my back... then he just left the burger king all together...