So Lean Upon Them Gently... with their plastic crucifix...

...he's got them fixed... So... Correlation and/or Causation? First step, get it right in your fucking head. USD/JPY totally rangebound, so are March Coffee futures. Correlation, slightly. But ZERO Causation. Of course, apply this first rule of thumb to everything within the milky way before you erupt with misguided criticisms...