Sunday, December 05, 2004

My Portrait and a Picture of Me: The Subtle Mind...


So what the is the Porcelain Doll LLC? Who is Lockheed Hayheehoo Macedon? Those who know her well, call her 'Hay' for short. She wants to say 'hello' right now, but she's currently busy working on her public grade school science project about a 'new' species of monkeys known as 'WereMonkeys.' A combination of canine/rodent-bat/monkeys evolving rapidly in a secluded area of the South American rainforests. As for the above picture, the black/greywash portrait tattoo of her face lies permanently under the dermis and epidermis of my right bicep in such large amounts of ink that natural macrophages are overwhelmed and become permanently frozen in a several millimeter deep mass graveyard... Above Hay's portrait, embedded is another tattoo of the extended standard equation of Nominal GDP and its transformation to Real GDP... basically the equation solidified bisque porcelain to blood and flesh... Posted by Hello

4 Comments:

At 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does tattooing an equation on yourself make you an official geek? :)

- badsamaritan snaggle

 
At 2:09 AM, Blogger Lockheed Hayheehoo Macedon said...

Tattoos in general are geeky. A tattoo on the face is the ultimate in geekdom.

 
At 7:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My stepdaughter is heavily tattooed. It seemed cool until she had a baby and got a real job. She had to find a formal gown for a party and the tats were a prime consideration. Covering 'em up, that is.

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger Lockheed Hayheehoo Macedon said...

I am a Registered Republican extensively covered in black tattoos. I recently wasted over $6000 USD to undergo painful and bloody laser removal on my forearm portions of ink, so I could roll my sleeves up in the harsh city summers without being villified. Of course, it faded to a point but maxed out after 6 sessions with a Medlite IV so I simply stopped. Now, I don't fucking care. It's liberation time.

 

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