Saturday, November 27, 2004

Grover's 'Missed' Fortune: Grovski Carbunkle's Personal Debt 'Balloons'...


After pouring in over $100,000 in credit card funding to his foreign exchange broker in Tokyo, on the advice of Porcelain Doll LLC, overleveraged and unable to withstand margin, former entertainer Grovski Carbunkle of Sesame Street fame, lost over a net of $3.5 million going long the Euro and Yen before the breakout in October 04..."Those fucking scumback Wallstreet brokers kept giving me margin calls, and I said don't worry, it's gonna go my way... but they don't care, they get their money no matter what..." Turns out Grover filed for Bankruptcy protection on the Eve of Thanksgiving, ironically the day before his Super Grover Balloon paraded high above the streets on Broadway... Hecklers attempted to deflate the balloon in honor of the Blue Monster's financial meltdown... "You know, it's like rubbing salt in an ever opening wound..."said an ever numbing and bitter Mr. Carbunkle. "Some, they say, I'm wasting my days away..." With the prime rate going up with no relief ahead, credit card APR's will be going sky high in a few months again. "I was planning to buy out a segment on the Children's Television Workshop and rewrite the script to portray realism in the form of great empires falling...urban decay behind the facade of hyper-industrialism..." Down and Out, Mr. Carbunkle spends his days in Queens more bitter than he's every been towards the mechanisms of his view on what is society and how it will cost the youth more than anyone. Posted by Hello

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