Something Went Wrong, I'm Not Sure What...

Now I'm just sitting at home alone... starting over from scratch... both these positions are against me. I'm contrarian and mean reversionist, so I'm short both KO and TIF going into a RECORD day for the DJIA. I see money coming off into the buying.... but what I see now, are idiotic retail mutual fund managers buying heavy into the close...

...my radars are in need of tweeking.