Led Zeppelin To Offer Digital Downloads(Finally!) and other important world news...

"Led Zeppelin, one of the last remaining holdouts against digital music downloads, has announced plans to release Mothership, a new greatest-hits package. More significantly, all 24 tracks on the release will also be available for digital download, marking the first time that any Zeppelin has been made available legally online. In addition to digital downloads, multiple physicall options...." Finally, you'll be able to listen to Zeppelin in a bar, instead of Hotel fucking California and Freebird...

World Of Warcraft Player Claims A Bounty On His Head In And Out Of Video Game
Mexico City, Mexico-(MH)-Mexican World of Warcraft player Bronco Carson reported to local police on Saturday that 3 men broke into his home and beat his arms with clubs and smashed his computer. It was supposedly in retaliation for Carson stalking and repeatedly killing one of the attackers wife’s character during computer video game play. Carson admitted to police that he had been “making it hard for her to get far in the game.”

LOL. ROFL. LMAO tse tung...

NYMEX HERE: Goodbye Cycles... and Hello...

Oh what petty justice after being stood up by a lass...

After two quick shots of Jaegermeister in my dismay over being stood up, a drunken man of considerable height over me, decided to play the dangerous game with Lockheed, on W72nd and Broadway... Now realize: I am a Moral at War, and I protect whatever assets I have left, and proactively avoid any sign of extra debt, as I bounce to and fro, gracefully and in stability, readied in my learned boxer's stance. I ask the man, 'Are you ready?' As I draw my fists upwards, elbows tucked in close. 'Are you ready to learn how to trade?' By this I mean, 'trading punches'. I don't bother with a probing jab, because this man knows nothing of physical pain. I lead with a tight left hook upon his jaw, the ballerina pulsation of my legs contributes to the distribution of force. He drops promptly. I quickly depart around the corner of Gray's Papaya...

LOL: Al Qaeda Gets a FREE BEE... on 42nd...

warmongers, and their vicarious population... love this bullshit...

...Euro pops and drops, when they realize it's just Con Edison being negligent as always...

On his Plastic Crucifix...

So I'm closing up shop in NYC for at least a year. I still get a laugh out of Bear Stearns' subprime hedge funds which went belly up in June. Only because I can't imagine who the hell in that department got hired, and why? And who the morons who invested in it are? Leverage alone can be deadly, but leverage upon leverage to invest in people who are ridiculously leveraged(subprime mortgage borrowers, who are known to pike off debt)... It's like giving my homeless friend Charles $10.00 that I borrowed from a loan shark, and hope by next week he'll turn it into say, $15.00, by buying a 2 string guitar and learning how to play Cat Stevens and Harry Chapin to passerbys on the corner of Gray's Papaya. (Now, 'Tyrone', who I 'invested in' in the years 2001-2003, on the other hand, actually did finally purchase a bass guitar and actually does reasonably well for himself playing renditions of Marvin Gaye and Earth Wind and Fire.)

Funny quote:
"They are a big investment house. They are supposed to be professional,” said one fund of funds executive. “There is nothing to do now except maybe go shoot the guy who did it.” I'd correct that in saying, 'shoot the 'kids' who did it, because I bet they were wet behind the ears, and have no clue how to cut losses, because they can't stand the pain, because they haven't been there yet. Pikers.

Get Me Involved in that He Said/She Said crowd...

Best that you don't try it. Because I've cut the threads of someone else's fate short before. I don't play that vomitous game. Fellow Lockheed readers...

This is in reference to a numbers game.... the Ages are, 21, 22, 31, 58...

...single women... I chuckle... and at the same time... I will make things proper...

...similar to 'smoothing' out Cost of Goods (COGS) and using LIFO/FIFO inventory accounting appropriately to smooth turnover ratios...