Barking up the Wrong Tree...

Tried my best to keep this under wraps... For the most part, we shouldn't bark up the wrong tree... But when your born and breed a Pitbull with 2000lbs of Mandibular Pressure per square inch of bite power, you could take down a fucking Redwood. Leverage. It just so happens that in approximately one year, the Porcelain Doll will be under the control of a second party $950,000 second equity credit line that's going straight to a Forex Hedge Fund that a brand new player in the Western Hemisphere's nascent retail forex market is currently under contract to attain. This is risky stuff but this is also one dog who loves raw meat. This is just seed money to the pampered rich trust fund types, but nonetheless, this middle class boy has the final say as to where it goes and how it's going to be churned. Finally, my Ivy League education is paying off in spades. To the dead an unsung... I will sing your song in due time...

Listening to the River...

An old friend of mine hung himself in 1997 c.e. at the age of 23. In subsequent dreams, he would always appear to me, knowing that he killed himself, in other words, knowing that he was 'dead'. Recently, he has been coming to me in dreams, however, now, he's alive again... I often get signals from the River and decipher them when I have the time... People, morever, Civilizations like to think that they are all living in grand 'epic' times, some are, some aren't... Two things come to mind recently... Fibonnaci Time Periods reveal the total demise of the USD as we know it in 18 years, which of course is a necessity to usher in the 'next' new world order, which will eventually become 'old' in time. Second thing... IPODS have saturated the market, and I think Apple(AAPL) is due for a correction like A, B, C... Also, there is a binary probability for me in the near future; I may get fired or I might not.

Grover's 'Missed' Fortune: Grovski Carbunkle's Personal Debt 'Balloons'...

After pouring in over $100,000 in credit card funding to his foreign exchange broker in Tokyo, on the advice of Porcelain Doll LLC, overleveraged and unable to withstand margin, former entertainer Grovski Carbunkle of Sesame Street fame, lost over a net of $3.5 million going long the Euro and Yen before the breakout in October 04..."Those fucking scumback Wallstreet brokers kept giving me margin calls, and I said don't worry, it's gonna go my way... but they don't care, they get their money no matter what..." Turns out Grover filed for Bankruptcy protection on the Eve of Thanksgiving, ironically the day before his Super Grover Balloon paraded high above the streets on Broadway... Hecklers attempted to deflate the balloon in honor of the Blue Monster's financial meltdown... "You know, it's like rubbing salt in an ever opening wound..."said an ever numbing and bitter Mr. Carbunkle. "Some, they say, I'm wasting my days away..." With the prime rate going up with no relief ahead, credit card APR's will be going sky high in a few months again. "I was planning to buy out a segment on the Children's Television Workshop and rewrite the script to portray realism in the form of great empires falling...urban decay behind the facade of hyper-industrialism..." Down and Out, Mr. Carbunkle spends his days in Queens more bitter than he's every been towards the mechanisms of his view on what is society and how it will cost the youth more than anyone.

Hiearchies are Relative as Happiness is Proportionate...

Hiearchies are Relative, as Happiness is Proportionate... You could can be a Failure as a King, or a Successful Bum... In my sphere of existence... I am both Jester and Knight... Poorer than the next hoboe, but Filthy Rich with Anger and Love... I disdain Injustice, and there is a Universal Justice... I abhor Ignorance, yet I take that in consideration, and often turn the other cheek... Unfortunately, or Naturally, I have a dastardly Animal Instinct, one of which in my Romantic Youth, I tried to extinguish, but I know my place, and I know it's dynamic too... as of right now, it's a roll of the dice... been here before... about three times... turns out, I was invincible and Death wanted no part of me whatsoever, he chooses the weak, he likes stealing candy from a baby... I even weakened myself to point where he should've had no struggle whatsoever, yet he still was cautious as if He knew I was just feigning... been alive now for over 2326 linear years...and things get real, fucking, boring.

My Fear Grips Me...

800am day after Thanksgiving... I'm not going into too much detail, and frankly I don't care a veritable shit about foreign fucking exchange right now... Long time ago, my 'gym' teacher said I was a time bomb waiting to go off... it's funny how much wisdom a public highschool gym teacher can have...

Rage Times Ten...

Euro rips to way the hell new Highs against the USD on LOW volume and then rapidly sells off as well as all other USD pairs due to the ripple effect and MarketMaker Shenanigans... Aside from that... Some little girl is going to get a Classic BITCHSLAP that's going to put her ass in place if she doesn't cool it. I can't do Quality work in my primary function if I have to spend way too much time doing 'silly robotic shit' that should be left for the sales masochists. Really, you think I give a fuck spending an hour on the phone per client? And then drop email templates on that godawful salesforce? And then drop canned shit in a can on that silly chat function? Do you want Quality or Quantity? I didn't get hired to CHURN WIDGETS. My hands are clean of any blood when things go to shit.

Creature from the Black LaGOOGLE...

Two Probabilities for Google(GOOG) based on the crudest most childish Bifractal Self Similarity and Phi. I choose the green outcome. Even though I'm in critical debt with my balls hanging by a thread, I won't let you down... I can still influence some people who have assets. Price is to fill the Gap at 150.00 in January. Happy Halloween, I meant Thanksgiving. I would like to thank the turkey cold cuts from Food Emporium, and the instant mash potatoes. She is from a blue collar family and calls them 'lunchmeats'. Things like this sting me dearly... I cry like a little girl to no avail...

11.2 k/s: the Escape Velocity of Earth...

Euro rips through light volume cumulus clouds to new highs... fib extensions to 1.43 in two months... just buy it now and make sure you have enough margin for dips... I decided not to add a beautiful picture of Earth's atmosphere, although I know it will eventually hold the Euro down... hopefully, by then, September of 2005-ish, I will have my debts paid off, my dynamic relationships in productive balance, and I can take advantage of it with a clear conscience. You just can't trade without a clear conscience. Going to spend Thanksgiving with my fiancee and oldest brother. Why didn't the asian in me drive me to go into medical school like the rest of my brethren? Basically, I'm just a liquidity provider at the expense of my soul. Can't even afford an IPOD for my fiancee's Christmas present. I feel like crying when I see myself trying to surprise her with a fucking casette walkman that's cheaper than the wrapping paper.

Tombstones in my eyes... I usually see them around this time of day...

Mr. Gorbachev, Put that fucking Wall back Up!

I've been awake for too long... Nothing like ending your 14hr work day churning away your hard earned profits trying to bottom fish some Brick ShitHouse in Intel(INTC). Like trying to bench press this particular power tripping fat whore that's been getting on my nerves lately. A couple of pricks at Credit Suisse decided to downgrade and roast the semiconductor behemoth before turkey day... Analysts got to be the largest group of collective pansies in the financial world. Now, in a few more hours I gotta get back on the subway and deal with some perpetually crazy stalking email bastard who wants to know what the Bund-Bobl spread is when he doesn't know his ass from his elbow. Oh, yeah, and then there goes that senseless euro... I don't even want to talk about it... nasty market makers, low volume... watch the spread on the 'mini' eur/usd where they precisely add the extra pips and compare it to the 'standard' inside market... you'll see where those slimy sorry faggot ass excuses for 'traders' are going with your money. Maybe I'll just say, 'screw it'. I mean, really, kid... you see, there's this crowbar and I think I like the sound of leg bones breaking lately... and yes, I know, the candy you're selling ain't for no basketball team, no church, it's for yourself... I'll take the M&M peanuts...

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away...

Oh, the Sisters of Mercy they are not departed or gone... the balance between indulgence and ascetics... perhaps a Sin a Day keeps the doctor away... well, I digress... so I planted a second seed in the barren wasteland fading AAPL(Apple) after its rather frenzied rally off a mere Piper Jaffrey's price target... Everyone and their dead grandmas called their brokers today and bought a piece of Apple pie... only to get Sauce in their Eye at day's end... that's the Art of the Fade... one seed at a time... hear my words... by September 2005 c.e. the Porcelain Doll will Rise. Now, holiday season in Manhattan is always a magical adventure, although I approach this season with Negative Assets for the first time since leaving the womb really... how we'd all like to buy the world for those dearest to us... ahahah... So the question goes, "Alexander the Great conquered the world at 26... what have you done?" In response, I say,"I've conquered Alexander."

Eutrophication P.S. 101

I have nothing to write about. I remember doing a science fair project in my public high school days... Excess nutrients in the water lead to higher growth of algae, consequently promoting phosphorous and nitrogen when they decompose, blocking sunlight and depleting oxygen eradicating clearwater and eventually all biodiversity. The U.S. budget deficit has done the same by borrowing too many nutrients in the form of debt and paying over 350billion a year in interest(algae) just to make a dent in the national debt. So now we have eutrophic waters and a flight to quality in the clear coasts of Europe. Slow open, slow week, Eurozone trade balance slightly lower, holiday week, labor day in Japan, etc... tight range in the majors... I was told that as soon as you get 'bored' of trading, you'll start making money... Well, I'm officially bored of trading and charts make my eyes vomit. And here I am sending off sheep amongst wolves on a daily basis... lol

I'm a Panic Stricken Jerk...I'm Such a Waste...

What is now left before me... USD falls to yearly lows against the Yen... Today's meeting between a Jew, a Frog, and a Jap, solidified the endgame... G-20 is the nail in the coffin... My blunder will hurt me and my soulmate well into the autumn of 2005 c.e... I must now cultivate a garden here in this Wasteland or perish like the tumbleweed I've become... And it's not the money anymore... it's the spontaneous butchering of a finely crafted sculpture that would have rivaled Michelangelo's David... it's the torment I caused an Innocent Soul. Alas, I ended the week with one clean trade in INTC(Intel)... so here I stand, planting one seed at a time, slowly, but surely... for the age of miracles has passed me by...

Anguish: This is Why I Hurt...

Shaken out at 1.2776...a few weeks too early... Long 1 Million Eur/Usd at 1.2814... It was supposed to be a surprise for her, yet it went sour like wormwood. Eur/Usd traded as high as 1.3078, missed out on 264 pips. Missed net profit of:$26,400 on initial investment of $5000. Now I have less than nothing. The last thing I ever wanted to do was cause her pain...

I am the Porcelain Doll.

Eurozone data in line. France GDP in line, CPI and EU-HICP slightly above estimates, Industrial orders for Italy, stronger at .1 vs -.6. Greenspan and G-7Counterparts to bitch and moan Friday, followed by the G-20summit over the weekend. Euro consolidate at 129 High to 130 low. Yen stagnant around 104.00. What does this all mean to me? NOTHING. A clear break above the ascending triangle leaves further room to test 131.00 after the bullshit this weekend. My porcelain hands are tied, villified, handcuffed... no money to play with, only vile creditors to deal with...And I'm just a poor little Ragdoll... I never wanted to exist, but at the whims of chance, a soul was breathed into me, and I live only in pain. My net worth has dwindled to the negative. From a robust healthy financial condition, to almight debt. I once posted, 'Conquer your debt, and you will conquer death'... I was so close in doing that... but the furies would not allow this, and so I squandered like a degenerate gambler. Now I am a slave to many unforgiving interest rate hiking wealthy wasps and jews... such is my affliction. I could care less if the euro went to 1.40 or back down to 1.20, there's nothing for me to do. I have less than nothing. Mark my words... if I don't die within the next year... there will be a Rising... so mighty, the mountains will tremble...

The Four Horseman...Germany, France, Italy, and Spain...

Stops lambasted and set off at 130.10, 20, 30 approaching 50... I hear the seventh trumpet off in the near distance... the Price of Agony per troy oz. has broken all ceilings... the Lamb of Judah is a Lion... look and see... for I dare not look anymore...

EndGame USD...EndGame Self,Ego,SuperEgo.

It's true that the Clairvoyant can predict all things except the death of himself... Despite an outrageously higher U.S. PPI, and a better capital inflow as provided by the TICS data, the Euro continues to flirt with the 130.00 level with ease, perhaps expecting Greenspan to throw in the towel and allow the ultimate in weak dollar policies to help assuage the current account as he meets with Trichet of the ECB and Iwata of the BOJ this week. These missed opportunities, these burgeoning deficits, these choked surpluses, the writing was on the wall way back in October, when the Yankees skewed the Bell Curve to a level beyond statistical comprehension in their utterly prodigous spoil of their 3 game lead... I throw up my hands in defeat too, blown opportunities and choking the lead in the 4th, knockout in the 12 round, while ahead on all cards, the Prodigal Son who not only damages himself, but those dearest to him...How foolish I was to think that I had finally escaped the grasp of my Almighty companions, Mr. Depression and Ms. GAD(generalized anxiety disorder). Hello again. Creditors own my soul now, before, it was just the devil...

Ascending Armageddon...

Recall in the Blog Archives, "A Tale of Two Trend Channels"... well, now we have, the Ascending Triangle from Hell itself... one pip shy of all time highs, heavily bid, no quick profit taking this time around... my porcelain hands are tied... please take advantage of the horror unfolding... somebody will have a good life and be able to take care of their loved ones... at least somebody...

Those Who Teach, Can't Do... for now at least...

Hanging up the gloves for about three years... market will still be here... quiet morning session, eur/usd gearing for another stab at 1.30... modest inflation in the UK, we got TIC data for the U.S. later in the morn, (expect capital outflows), this is one big leak in the ship... myself, I'm going to wait on the sideline for three years without a single bid or offer, wait until we're done feeding our babies to the war machine, and rest on green pastures...

From the Flight of the Seagull Comes the Spread Claws of the Eagle...

Bank Of Japan can't face the fury of Godzilla's onslaught at the close... Hay needs for further Dollar/Yen depreciation in the coming week, back down to 105.50... approaching maximum damage at 103.28 yearly low...

So You Wanna Play Games? Okay, We'll Play Games You Dead SonofaBitch!

Six Flags, Forex Style... Price of Vomit Bags Up Sharply today...

All is quiet again, adrenaline junkies got their fill... I'd kill for another session like that... We still have German and Japanese GDP today but that's about it... Market seems lately to be shrugging off the poor data out of the Eurozone's largest economy, but that may change after today's obvious profit taking in masses as the Euro approached Maximum Damage at 1.30 after the U.S. Trade Balance still burgeoned above 50billion in September and crude oil inventories were hardly in supply. What a day it was, such a Sock Hop Swing Dance, it made me even sicker than I already was, enough to make analysts around the globe Re-Edit their publications mid-day so as not to sound too crack-piped out. Overall, a sizaeable, valid shake out of longs in the Euro, causing the USD to rally abroad... most notably against the Yen, as it broke through 107.00 and holds. Is this interim support, or just pure exhaustion with traders catching their breathe for the rest of the week? Holidays in the USA, Canada, and France.

Affirmative Action is Going to Cost Me my Job... And I'm a Minority!

Oh wait, I'm Asian. Even though my parents came from a Third World Totalitarian country getting paid in food rations, somehow, Asians don't count when it comes to Affirmative Action, because we don't BITCH and MOAN enough, and aren't LAZY enough. Well, I'll start bitching and slacking then, if that's what it takes. If you hire Asians to work the subway system in NYC, there would be NO DELAYS. I guarantee it would cut DELAYS DOWN about 95%. And that would be worth the rate hike. Fucking raising prices for more incompetence again...

The New Face of Evil? ECB President Trichet...

This FrogAss French motherfucker opens his mouth wide to give the USD a nice blowjob this morning, sending the Euro tumbling off its highs, boosting the limpdick Greenback... let's see how long this erection lasts...

This is a Brooklyn Bound 2 Express Train... This is Wall Street. Transfer is Available to Nowhere, Since we're stuck in the middle of Fulton and Wall.

And I'm looking at a fucking brick wall... Oh the psychology of these wretched fiends... Earlier this month they publicized a $16 Hike in the Monthly Unlimited to $86 a pop... then they say well, maybe it'll just be $79...OH, WHAT SAVINGS! Thanks for being so lenient, Bloomberg. I love paying for incompetence, we should make a market out of it.

"We are you Yankee Doodle Dandy, Come Home!"

Quiet start to the week, at least trading wise... Eurozone slightly soft across the board on Bloomberg Retail PMI, but market action limited as traders wait for the Old Man to change his tone, or more of the same at Wednesday's FOMC meeting. Too early to designate support levels in the Eur/Usd, although fresh highs were made in early Sunday trading. In other news, major ground assualt in Fallujah, trying to push the Endgame on the remaining insurgents... bring our boys home...

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You...because You'll be in DEEP SHIT!

The Bankruptcy of an Empire... that's all HayHeeHoo has to say...

Uncle Sam takes the Dive!!! Is the Sky Falling? Or is the Sky the Limit?

Porcelain doll said in last night's post,"Buy any pullback
in the Euro if NFP is strong..." She hopes that you listened...
USD is up on Cripple Creek... 333K new McJobs, only to be
layed off again next month... Where to now? Let's see some
new support develop first for the Almighty Eurofags...as the
United States of America ceases to exist... RIP 1776-2004 c.e.