Friday, December 31, 2004

God Bless This Child...


Lunch Meats. The Porcelain Doll has donated U.S. $15,000 to the proper routes of charitable concentration. Tears well up now. This picture kills me. KILL ME NOW. Posted by Hello

The Old Master and the Rogue Bandits...


Always apply a degree of basics... A single wave is often times a better signal generator than multiple crossings... Case in point, while Stravinksy is great for Cocktails Parties and Fluff Talk and well, Professors, the Bits of Harmony that can be found in his Dischord is like finding best fit lines after the Chaos... like the Farmer's Almanac; attrition alone accounts for something to be true once in a while. Mass draws legitimate Volume, the Masses prefer the robust simplicity of Beethoven's Symphony #9, and the masses will adhere more naturally to its unipolar frequency. Posted by Hello

Dispersed Matter, Cantor Dust...Topological Dimension of Zero...Zero Pressure Cannot Harm Thee Child...


The Mother came home to find Lockheed Hayheehoo wrapped in burkha garb, deep in concentration in the ethereal pit stop, trying to find a way to prevent the next tsunami... Hausdorff dimensions as safety zones; log8/log3 = 1.897. The perfect mix of matter and antimatter. A third eye in the Persian Saharan Desert... perhaps the best terrain to house the next Major Displacement of Water... She recently formed a Children's Army with Curious George, giving him 'ceremonial' Treasurer status(she's actually in charge of all the number crunching but she didn't want to leave George out because he would get sad), and is trying to gather funds for the children of the calamity... Did you see the footage of the little boy in his father's videocam... he was mesmerized at the disturbance in the sea, and actually sat down to watch it before it swept him away... his baby sister playful in the camera, like all children, the father oblivious, so pleased with his cheap 8mm camcorder... I once again was brought to near tears... the tape survived, I hope that his little family did too... I will buy him the best digital camera with video from Samsung, of course I'll have to put it on further credit.. and shed my epidermis further.Posted by Hello

Thursday, December 30, 2004

You FlowerChildren Have Ruined the Empire!!! Planted Your Queer Seeds!

Banking on the ExPatriot...


Pixels on Glass... Final Yearly Trades placed... Long: Crude Oil [Feb 05'], Texas: Bund, Bobl, Schatz [Mar 05']... Fuck the Fed. United States of the Unemployed... Posted by Hello

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

You Can Take the Animal Out of the Jungle, But You Can Never Take the Jungle Out of the Animal...


Never on this condensed matter plain... Me and the Persian Leopard met again in the timeless ethereal pit stop and I thanked her for the first time, although she knew my gratitude already. You see, Xshayarshan mercifully killed me around 32.8 B.C.E while I lay dying of thirst, abandoned from my brigade after a terrible defeat by a well designed Mediterranean phalanx. Thus, I am thankful for the heading of this post. Posted by Hello

Um, Elementary School Cafeteria Cook, More Crude Oil, Please...

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The Walmart of Retail Forex...and Zero Barriers to Entry... KaBOOM!

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Phi and Little 'phi'... 1.618-.618 Nautical Cosmos...


Nature has been cleansing Earth systematically for billions of years, and is structured like the cycles in a Nautilus. It reaches extreme points and then it either reverts or creates an entirely New Nautilus Shell. There is no big surprise that the Thai Island named 'Phi Phi', was virtually untouched, sunbathers feeling nothing but pleasantly heated grains of sand. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Sensory Deprivation While Trading... Draw the Lines Along the Four Walls and the Triangle...

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Monday, December 27, 2004

Why Do I See Serenity in these People...


Blips in time... add a little pop culture, and you get a fashionable pandemic... Teddy Bear(see previous post: Square Kick...) told me the toll would double overnight... I never question the quiet authority of the Good Bear. Posted by Hello

Your Fears and Exuberance Are Unwarranted, Children...

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Square Kick in the Balls.


Spoke with an old swim team friend, (a teddy bear), in suburban New England over the holidays... a graduate from MIT in electrical engineering, Phi Beta Kappa, he still works at the Renova Factory in Smithfield, RI, cutting sheet metal with his bare hands(gloves actually)... literally churning widgets, eating microwave popcorn on break... takes care of a simple local woman, through the thick and thin... His cable bill was well overdue, so we had to listen to the Pats/Jets on Score 101.8(a noisy frequency). I've taken a liking to calling him 'Peanuts', since grade school. He is vastly more intelligent than me, because he has more robust civilized and uncivilized experience and is not hampered by clinical diagnoses of the DSM IV depressive/OCD type. In this current life, he chose the path of humility over meglomania (gods bless him); although 23.6 centuries ago, he traveled with the greatest of philosphers along the Mediterranean... and his most recent excursion as a sentient fool, was as a minor scribe for the ever so brash and romantic T.E. Lawrence, yes, of Aramaic Fame... He instructed Lawrence's every political move, and told Lawrence, 'If you ever mention my name, or wisdom to any reporter, I will kill you...' Peanuts has always called me, 'Kid', because I think too much and lose sleep. He said, in the next cycle, I'll get it right, but for now, I will suffer without a moment's peace, until I die again. Visiting him in Albion was nice. I dropped his ladyfriend's baking sheet upon his triangular cookie platter, and we laughed when it proved the existence of a circle... Posted by Hello

Sunday, December 26, 2004

Humility 101: As Soon as you Flaunt it, it Becomes Arrogance...

I don't. I don't have the luxury to be an idealist... The U.N. scrambles to the epicenter... our pride is squandered in the military complex...

Outsourcing Jokes Will Not Be Acceptable This Day...


8.9... aftershocks follow the same nautical pattern... neither rupee nor yen... nor dollar nor euro... can withstand the awakening of Poseidon... and yet, you notice in the lower right hand of the photo, a boy riding his bicycle in search of the lost lamb... come hither boy... you are safe now... Posted by Hello

Friday, December 24, 2004

Next Fib PT

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Where is next Price Target?

Hi, it's through 61.8... what do I do now?

Sincerely,
Student Alpha

Testing, Testing 0 1 1 2 3...

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Thursday, December 23, 2004

Now Comes Omega... (Vital Audio) for Those With Ears...Listen...

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So Respectively, Look in the Mirror, For it is my Final Quest... to Undo my Mess...


Some Criterion that must be done before my 11th death as a homosapien...Do not fear, my fortunate one... Prepare yourself, if you have bumbled into my tiny sphere and caused unproductive distress in myself and my family...and THE FAMILY... My ties to the Chinese triads downtown have always been honored, the first of my tattoos, however, my comrades in old Jaffa have been unduly infiltrated... and a fatwa has been issued upon me by Israeli Arabs... I have no choice, but to go back in 2005... to that corner bar, where they only drink Maccabee beer... The elders need me... I equip myself with my handy oscillators, but there will be an event risk to skew the waves... I will die along the shores of the Mediterranean.... You will be gone now child...

1.Strategic Dischord Plan must take effect upon my expiration month... 2. Maintence of flux generator... 3. Destroy first, forgive later... 4.Draconian Measures will be applied to: the Evil at Heart... 5. Don my Armor one more linear time to battle and rape the Three Furies... make them bleed in friction upon sinew upon bone, for thy flesh will be torn clean... 6. Ask Arjuna for a favor, for I've never asked before... 7. Come... let us play... in the fire... Posted by Hello

Skipping Christmas 2004? P<.001 I'm Fucked.


Headache for over 6 days... Nobody believes me... I don't care about Bid or Ask... I don't care about 25 delta options... I need to sleep for a fortnight... must avoid aneurysm, embolism rapturing in frontal lobe, right hemisphere...needs to rescind inflammation... or the Porcelain Doll will shatter... Posted by Hello

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Lockheed's Audio Calls Currently Censored...

As I approach Stage 4 in the pre-death cycle, they have to cut off the voice... for those with ears, listen: Sponsors will not be pleased.

Of BigSwingingDicks and the PuppetMaster...


If there's one laugh coming out of this holiday season... I Laugh when Pikers posing as 'marketmakers' get thrown in the heat and have to react like real Traders... I had a run as a principal marketmaker for the 30yr U.S. Treasury Bond on ECBOT, and it wasn't too fun... but I knew how to lay off a large accumulated position when I had too without resorting to petty tactics that can get you shoulder deep in shit... So what if you're long too much sterling... offset it like a man, or take the hit like a man... well, that's what you get when you hire a bunch of pikers to drop and drag all day like a well trained monkey playing with an Etch n' Sketch... it's so pathetic it ain't even worth a red flag to the NFA... Posted by Hello

A Time...You May Embrace...A Time to Refrain...From...Embracing...


Early last night, Lockheed was brought to near tears after reading this quote,"'I can't hear, I can't hear!' shouted a female soldier as another soldier ran over and hugged her." The Western Hemisphere awakens this morning, to the deadliest single attack since the ignition of the powderkeg in Iraq. If you ever had the luxury of a 9 millimeter Beretta go off within earshot of you, you know the ringing and the temporary 'deafness' that ensues... This poor girl had to deal with a 122 millimeter rocket exploding within earshot, and it just moved me to tears that she cried in awe of her deafness, the temporary ethilial nerve damage of shellshock... to the point where all one could do was hug her? Get them home. At least the women. We could take care of this shit another time in a better way... C'mon, pony up cowboy... If I was there, I would hug her too until all the bad in the world gave way... Posted by Hello

Monday, December 20, 2004

Big Guy On Campus is FuckingYou: Employment 2005 c.e.

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In Oil We Trust...


Oil near term resistance 46.50 as Lockheed said... Now, keep buying every dip... right shoulder will emerge at 50... for those who hath balls of brass... max out... for those timid... short some oil stocks to buffer your panties... because I wanna see some panties dropping... Posted by Hello

Ride the Cold Snap...Sally...

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Sunday, December 19, 2004

A Late Nite Answer to Two Topics I've Been Asked About Too Many Times...


China and Oil outlook for 2005...
Lockheed only has enough margin to care about crude for three months at a time... so will it keep rising past 50-55 for 2005? 5o near term for sure, but a steady rise all year long? Who cares, because when and if it does, she'll make the right call to short, hedge or buy(if she isn't dead by early spring)... As for the bulging behemoth of Chunky China... mega capital inflows once they loosen up, take Mao's face down from Tiennamen Square, float the yuan(renmimbi), and realize that the ultimate methods of Oppression and Suppression are through the devices of Big Money and not sticks and stones... but I already have an inkling that once this all comes to fruition, once we are allowed to get our tiny porcelain hands on it, we won't be buying assets from the Chinese per se, we'll by buying 'high', really fucking high, from well, let's say a guy called, 'Chow Long Duc Feinberg'.
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Friday, December 17, 2004

When Fibonacci's Go Bad... How I Screwed Over My Almighty October Euro Gains, Reducing Them to the Deepest of Consumer Debt...


CPI up a modest .2% MoM, keeping healthy inflation in check, making it unhealthy for the vomit-green greenback. Dollar Baskets retrace two day correction back to long term impulse wave, as funds square the books for the year, taking profits off the table... It's the weekend where I need to re-generate serotonin, yet I am hampered by forced cultural christmas shopping frenzies in Manhattan... Crude is a buy on every dip, up until $46.50, minor resistance at that figure, then breakout back to $50 PT... Lockheed is long two February contracts at $41.80, $43.51... eyeballing $50PT by early Jan, might close half of position there, and scrutinize level for possible upside breakout to form the peak of the right shoulder... with trailing stop at $49.49... Lockheed will tell you when to reverse... Posted by Hello

Black Gold, For Those With Ears, Listen... Lockheed said Buy Crude@$40Bottom. Steal from your Grandma's SS Check if you Need to Cover NYMEX Margin!

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Thursday, December 16, 2004

Burning Down the House...


Housing Starts tipsy at 177k vs 198k... last leg of U.S. 'recovery' (holds in laughter) breaks, 'foot fault', there's gonna be a 'double fault' with the New Home Sales figure, can you say 'default'? When the ratio of Mexicans per Household(MPH) drops to 10:1 from 20:1 in a single year, you know you've lost another loan to Ditech... a sharp rise in automobile sales will of course hedge the housing fallout next year... 'hop in my Chrysler it's as big as whale... and it's about to set sail...' Posted by Hello

Initial Claims 101: Don't Believe the Hype...

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Most of All...You Got to Hide it from the Kids...


I'd hate to say this, but, can we hire some towelheads to fly airplanes into our TWIN DEFICITS? Each wielding a fashionable -500Billion wide hole in their backpockets. What are you going to do, Bush? You can't hide this in your pantry with your cupcakes! I feel the effects now, as will so many young souls to be, so where have all the flowers gone? Young girls pick them...and that's all they'll be doing for another century or two... Of course, the Lockheed generation ends here, for there will be no more reproduction, you see, she is barren, and the family tree will lose a branch of DNA forever... So, I watched the sun rise this morning, squinted my eyes, the rays forming perfect Gann Angles in a spectrum that blinded me... and clarified everything. Posted by Hello

On the First Day of Christmas, My 'TL' Gave to Me... a 23.6% APR Debt...


On the Second Day of Christmas, there was no Second Day. Posted by Hello

Skippin' Cross of the Ocean...Like a Stone...


5 out of 8. Woops! This ain't a season of pigskin, you underground geeks. On the Sea or On the Land, Mighty Mouse won't save the day. The U.S. Missile Defense Agency has the gall to publicize this now; so the truth must be that about 2 out of 8 Overseas Ballistic Interceptors actually work. I love contributing taxes for incompetence. I think I mentioned that before. Lockheed predicts the United States will have a very close encounter with the Explosive Kind in 2005 c.e.(no major damage, but the psychological impact will be critical)... and the Fool on the Hill sees the world spinning round...Posted by Hello