Damned Ghosts of Wall Street...

It followed me home after the close on Friday...
choked me in my sleep, yet I lay awake unable to
shout my fiancee's name... in vain, I knew who it was,
the ghost of long dead debtor, one of the many fallen
brood of Buy and Sell. With my wits, I hope to beat this
ghost, once again choosing the old stock market as my
vehicle... Alas, I have no choice really, for the Debt Train
is picking up speed, accelerating around the bend...
but I shall not become one of them.
Mark my words, damned ghost...

KO for KOF, You're A Poor Man's Rich Girl and You'll Do it for Song!

Swiss KOF drops to a paltry .79 vs .97 expected...
USD hurdles over 1.20! Back to your whorin' ways
and your expense accounted gruel...mountain-girlie...

"Bitch Be Cool!" shouted Godzilla...

BOJ statements project growth levels to slow a
bit in fiscal 2005 to about 2.2-2.6%, with a CPI
range of -.1 to +.2%. Not enough to put the nail
in the quantitative easing policy, causing an already
anxious MechaGodzilla to lash out preeminently.

Protecting the Lair...

Japan Housing Starts up 7.1% vs -5.4% expectation for September, sending USD/JPY back to the WMD trigger button of 106.00. Blatant Bids protecting 105.80 knockout barriers, providing good support on every dip down towards MechaGodzilla Zone.

How to Silence a Screaming Chinaman!

China rears its big head and raises rates for the first time in nine years. What the hell does this mean? USD rallies across the board, as Asian currencies sell off due to fears of a slowdown in the Asian Region. What else does this mean? Exports from China too Expensive? Imports from US a better deal? Current Account Deficit narrows? What the fuck does this all mean? Hint at revaluation? A slow down in China means what for the USD?Rate hikes by the Fed to maintain the peg?I don't have a clue, nobody does! Because the USD just retraced over 100% of its fucking rally in about 20 minutes. For Godsakes!

5 Minute BOJ Intervention...Sneaky Bastards...

Fucking Faggots. That's All I Gotta Say.

And Who Would Steal the Candy, from a Laughing Baby's Mouth?...If He Could Take it from the Money Man!

The pullback in Light Sweet Crude helped buoy
the DJIA and NIKKEI well above the psychological
10,000 figure...neck and neck, the Nikkei trading up
+161 to 10,853, the Dow up +113 to 10,002. USD/JPY selling
off as Traders are stuck between choosing the lesser of two evils...

The True Meaning of WMD.

Oh the Horror, the Horror!
The Towelheads sold Usd/Jpy all year
long to fund this Weapon of Mass Destruction!
Its trigger mechanism is the stops set at
106.00 figure.

MechaGodzilla the New Terrorist WMD?

Japanese posted better than expected Retail Sales month on month 1.0 vs .1, however Industrial Production was a weak -.7 vs a previous .1, leaving dollar/yen a mixed bag...but NO! Wait! Rumour has it that Tokyo intercepted news of an impending terrorist attack on United States soil that is said will eclipse(lunar eclipse tonight as Red Sox sweep) the destruction and violence of 911. Living on the Edge already from their earthquakes, Usd/Jpy continues its sell off with mild rhetoric from the MoF, getting very close to the 106.00 figure(106.03) at time of writing.

Oye Vay! A Palestinian State? Ani Lo Miveen!

Tradesport's PLO Futures rally to 95 on the Gaza Withdrawal agreed in the Knesset, headed by Ariel Sharon...Hot Isha Yiddish Yafats outraged! Israeli Shekel sells off on the news...

Due to Incompetence and Affirmative Action, the 2/3 Express Train to Brooklyn Will Be Delayed as Always. We Thank You For Your Patience!

The 100 Year Anniversary of the NYC subway system... how high can the price for incompetence go, Mr. Bloomberg? By year's end the $70 monthly pass will cost $86, let alone the hike to $2 per single ride in the past two years... they say it's necessary to maintain the payroll of 1200 MTA employees to continue doing what they do best: Nothing.

Consumer Confidence Sucks, yet Market Shrugs of News...

Consumer Confidence dropped while HayHeeHoo was sleeping at 14:00 GMT on Tuesday, from 96.7 to 92.8, but that was still better than the whisper numbers of a reading as low as 90. For some reason, the DJIA rallied off this news, as did the USD. I see this as a perfect opportunity to re-establish a short position on all USD pairs. Nice fucking whisper number. Did they pay some college interns to call up every housewife to find out that they were only getting manicures and skipping out on the pedicures this Christmas? I hate these bullshit whisper numbers that manipulate market sentiment. So the Porcelain Doll recommends gaining further Edge on this sad excuse for a dollar cover. Freaking cowards covering their long positions in Eur/Usd, going to the pool. I'm going to the beach. Fine. Fine!Miss out. The big run is going through 128.50 to the double peaks of springtime by early November. And you could twiddle your fingers on the sideline, watching your dumbass reality tv shows, you fucking queers.

First Daughters for Another Term! But no Daddy! (panting heavily...)

I'm a Right Wing Bastard!

Swinger States...

What's new pussycat?

God Save the GOP!

Could we elect Kerry, but keep Barb and Jenna
around for another four years? Please? ...

Determining the Value of Nothing...

I've often come up with many different proposals for new markets, two of which have been consulted and then patented by Tradesports.com. They were usually along the lines of a spread based death toll in the Middle East conflicts, 4 IDF=2PLO, tasteless but still a very tradeable market. Tradesports toned it down, because it was too difficult to find a precise news source for casualties(the ongoing Gaza Strip Conflict). They simply turned it into a straight bet whether or not there would be a Palestinian nation by 2005. But now, I've been trumped completely, by the new exchange for CO2. Carbon Dioxide will soon be a tradeable instrument. What the fuck? I don't know how it works exactly, but it has something to do with the emission quotas from production plants, and whether they can go over or under them and use the CO2 tonnes(lot size I guess), to hedge their Pollution Fines. I find this amazing that you can put a dynamic price on the value of an odorless, invisible, nothingness. Kinda takes Existentialism to the Extreme. Camus and Sartre would be proud gaylords.

Spawn Versus Spawn... Texas Wins by a Landslide...

Sitting on a park bench...Eyeing little girls with bad intent...

Who Would Be a Poor Man, a Beggar Man, a Thief... If he had a Rich Man in his Hand...

This harkens back to a Christmas day in the late 70's... one of the toys I recieved from Santa[(who I knew was my Dad, but pretended not to know to make him happy(I could see his straight black hair peaking through his fake white beard)]... he bought me a plastic/cardboard Tic Tac Toe set. My two older brothers would not play the 'boardgame' with me, one too preocupied with his 'chemistry set', the other deeply entranced by his video game, both of which found my Tic Tac Toe far too fucking retarded of a game to even bother playing just one fucking game with their baby brother. So, I think my Mom might have played a game with me. Well, I love them both, this was just a digression from the bidding and asking that consumes my soul...

Um, I guess I'm Not Undecided Anymore... Here Kitty, kitty...

Oh the GOP, God Save the GOP...

Swiss Miss, you Little Bitch!

Heavy USD/CHF selling from funds...
spills over the region... like scalding hot chocolate...

AhhWhooooooooo Werewolves of London!

Sterling rallies 183 pips! You better
stay away from him, he'll tear your lungs out Jim!

Rude Awakening for the USD!

Don't Point...It's Rude!

Euro...too Strong... CACaadoodle doo!

Can't take the Strain... Stock Markets...
too expensive... need more capital flows...

Dax N' Cac getting BumRushed...

DAX -92.09 at 3843.05
CAC -83.53 at 3606.64

Euro getting too strong?

StormTroopers Unleashed!

German IFO beats expectations...
Halted at 1.28 Checkpoint Euro.

1.28 Figure on Euro!

GER IFO Ind Oct 95.3 vs 95.2
Euro hits 1.2800 figure...

Approaching Maximum Damage!

Busting out towards all time high... double mountain top resistance....1.2930...

Thrilla in the Eurozone!

Rattles the Brain inside the Skull...

Attack the Body, and the Head will Fall...

Build USD Short on Every Pullback...

Blitz Attack by all Majors... Ring Generalship by Euro...

German numbers: CPI .3 vs -.3
Harmonised Index: .3 vs -.3
Round 1: Early Monday...
Greenback knockdowned early with a straight right by the Euro, and a body blow by the Yen.

Living on the Edge...Mother Nature Intervenes before Bank of Japan!

Obtain further Yen Edge on inital pullback at 6:00 GMT...

6.8 Quake Shakes Northern Japan...

Minute Casualties, 17 Dead, 1000 Wounded. Rural Structural Damage. An earthquake of 6.8 on the richter scale hitting Tokyo would have killed 7000 people. Recommendation: At Market Open, ride potential short squeeze(30 pips) in Usd/Jpy, then re-establish long term short position on pullback. Stay Calm.

Pick My Concert...

Need help deciding which concert to see, I can afford only one concert this year:
1)Tom Jones
2)Jethro Tull
3)Michael Mcdonald
4)Blue Oyster Cult

Thank you,
HayHeeHoo Lockheed Macedon

Good Trading Tunes...

Does it Have to Come to this Again?

Uncle Greenback's only hope vs the Yen...